As I hiked back down from the mountain
in the center of the forest
in the middle of the night
I crossed paths with Jesus, again
Long time, no see
And Jesus smiled like a saint
I said tentatively, nervous as a squirrel
You’re really out here
In Search of Bigfoot
And, with a graceful grin upon his face
Jesus shook his head
Wouldn’t it be cool if he really existed?
Like this whole family of beasties that
Have never been discovered before
Were really out here?!
Jesus was clearly enthused about the subject
But I don’t understand
You are the Omniscient God
Don’t you already know if Bigfoot exists?
It is true
That I am the God who
I nodded, waiting
Not Everything Can be Known.
Sooo… maybe Bigfoot does exist?
I sure hope so.