Hunting Bigfoot with Jesus, 2

As I hiked back down from the mountain

in the center of the forest

in the middle of the night

I crossed paths with Jesus, again 

Long time, no see

I joked

And Jesus smiled like a saint 

So… Jesus,

I said tentatively, nervous as a squirrel

You’re really out here

In Search of Bigfoot

aren’t you? 

And, with a graceful grin upon his face

Jesus shook his head

 

Yes 

Wouldn’t it be cool if he really existed?

Like this whole family of beasties that

Have never been discovered before

Were really out here?! 

Jesus was clearly enthused about the subject 

But I don’t understand

I said

You are the Omniscient God

Don’t you already know if Bigfoot exists? 

Jesus nodded 

It is true

Dear Dan

That I am the God who

Knows-All-That-Can-Be-Known 

I nodded, waiting 

But

Not Everything Can be Known. 

Wow.

I said.

Sooo… maybe Bigfoot does exist?

I asked 

Maybe

He said.

I sure hope so.